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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Candy Shop Jokes More Candy Shop Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint