What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!

Candy Shop Jokes More Candy Shop Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint