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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Candy Shop Jokes More Candy Shop Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint