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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint