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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Candy Shop Jokes More Candy Shop Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!