Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint