It needed to get it's fill o' mint.
One of them makes sense!
It was a Free Radical.
To Test a Mint
A "Minstrel".
Abandonment.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Someone who works in a mint.
Memementos
They say he made a mint.
And
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Mint conditioner.
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
A tic tac
You call in a redditor.
The night before a test.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)