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Mint Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Comic Book Collector Jokes More Comic Book Collector Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.