It needed to get it's fill o' mint.
One of them makes sense!
It was a Free Radical.
To Test a Mint
A "Minstrel".
Abandonment.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Someone who works in a mint.
Memementos
They say he made a mint.
A sweet buzz!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
First we steal two Eggs
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
You leave him hanging....
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
Mint conditioner.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Happy Birthday To Gnu!
A tic tac
