How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.