How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.