What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)