What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.