What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider