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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...