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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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Who's there! Bug! Bug who?

Bug Rodgers!

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic