March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.