What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking