What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.