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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Locomotive Jokes More Locomotive Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.