What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What kind of printer does a pig use?

An oinkjet.

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.