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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Who's driving?

Immigration.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.