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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.