What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.