A LOCOmotive.
Don't ask her out again
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
House prices down
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Shartonnay
Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
Because they were trained.