What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training