When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness