When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!