When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.