When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)