What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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To render the building on the other side.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!