What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs