What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.