What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.