What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!