What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.