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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here