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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

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What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.