What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.