What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.