What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.