What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS