What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS