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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS