What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)