What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.