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What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

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Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.