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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!