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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!