Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."