Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.