Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.