Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
He raised Cain.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
It was a bird of pray
Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!
Bordercross
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
