Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.