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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Invisible Power Jokes More Invisible Power Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.