Wai Tu Yung
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Bordercross
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Have a good one, son.
Toucan play at that game
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
The police made him bring it back again.
An acrocat!
King Pong.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
A racing club
A Cheetah.
Because the best you can get is bronze.
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
A large pizza can feed a family.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
He wanted to see time fly
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
