Wai Tu Yung
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
They have a sad history of not finishing off races.
Black people can't swim.
Bordercross
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
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Have a good one, son.
Toucan play at that game
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Because he ran ahead.
Society.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Buock choi
Coloured eggrolls!
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Banned camp.
They were making the PC screens unusable.
Rick O'Shea
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.