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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.