How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big Bird's eggs and ABCmen.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.