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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big Bird's eggs and ABCmen.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.