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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big Bird's eggs and ABCmen.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.