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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A humdred!

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.