Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.