Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.