Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects