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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.