Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.