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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.