Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee!

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.