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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.