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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!