Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter