Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.