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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.