Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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To get to the shell station.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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Elementary, my dear Watson.

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I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.