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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears