Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face