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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.