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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face