Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Worst Kind Jokes More Worst Kind Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

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What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...