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Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Worst Kind Jokes More Worst Kind Jokes

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!