Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!