Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!