Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.