Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

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Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.