Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.