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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.