Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Why did the priest cross the road?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.