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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Jack O Jokes More Jack O Jokes

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!