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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.