Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.