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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Jack O Jokes More Jack O Jokes

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.