Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Jack O Jokes More Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.