Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts