Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did Goku cross the road?

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Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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With a pumpkin patch.

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Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

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It takes guts.