Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!