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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Jack O Jokes More Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.