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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore