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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.