Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Lantern Jokes More Lantern Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.