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Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.