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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Lantern Jokes More Lantern Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Jack O Lantern Jokes More Jack O Lantern Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!