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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.