Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.