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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.