Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town