Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!