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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee