Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Elephantgiraffesin()

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.