What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

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What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

General Lee Jokes More General Lee Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny