What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

General Lee Jokes More General Lee Jokes

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.