What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

General Lee Jokes More General Lee Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny