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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny