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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny