What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny