Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

2.What Jokes More 2.What Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.