Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Bruce Lee Favourite Drink Jokes More Bruce Lee Favourite Drink Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Harper Lee Jokes More Harper Lee Jokes

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean