Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!