Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

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What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco