Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

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What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

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What do you call an Asian penguin?

A penguyen

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.