Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

Snoop Lion Jokes More Snoop Lion Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.