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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....