Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.