Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.