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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!