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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.