Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.