Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.