How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!