How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!