How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!