How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!