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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!