What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.