What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.