What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus