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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.