What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.