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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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He gets Thor arms!

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.