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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.