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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.