How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.