How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.