How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.