How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".