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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids