32+ Funny Trip Jokes - Curious Supply

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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