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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time