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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.