What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.