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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt