What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

That will be an extra $50.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia