What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!