What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!