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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.