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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.