What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!