What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!