What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.