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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.