What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.