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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.