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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.