What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?