What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes