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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!