Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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The cat shat on the mat.

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A six pack and a potato

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Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!