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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!