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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!