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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.