Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!