Black Market Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!