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Black Market Jokes

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.