Because there are eyes everywhere!
To get to the "other side".
Because she's dead.
What's that noise?
They cantelope.
Because black tires makes your car run faster
A row-tater.
Because it was baked.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
