Black Market Jokes

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.