Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV