What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.