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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?