So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Hell-if-I-know
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
He's a keeper
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
She couldn't find the Dior
I sink therefore I am.
A Pedro leak.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
The stove.
