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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?