So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
So they know where to stop shaving
Because he was out standing in his field.
When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
The chain is too long.
Rugs and kisses!
Ohm on the range
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
