How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.