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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.