What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently