What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.