How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.