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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders