How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Who's there! Bernie! Bernie who?

Bernie bridges!

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders