How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them