How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.