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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.