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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe