Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe