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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.