What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...