What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm.