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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.