What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)