What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.