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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe