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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part